An Ogre’s view: An invitation.

Dear Mr. Bob


I heard about your tantalizing plans for adventure. I would like to invite you to tea.

I did carefully lay our table complete with 12 fairy cakes but the sight of them hot from the oven got me hungry, so now you are invited to share the six remaining cakes with me.


Your friend,





Ps. I also had a cup of tea while I was waiting but I don’t know where the silly duck in the wellies came from. Would you like to bring her with you on your trip?

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